Thursday, July 29, 2010

Definition of TUMMY.....

This is one really age sensitive definition.....

WHAT TUMMY MEANS

If you are below the age of 3 >
stomach, something that you point at and your parents cheers like you just won Nobel prize

If you are above 3 and below 7 >
it still is your stomach, just that if you don't point it correctly, your parents are going to start looking very worried

If your are above 7 and below 12 >
your parents will look very worried if you start pointing at it whenever you see them


If your are above 12 and below 21 >
you should know what it is by now and is smart enough to keep what you know about tummy to yourself but if you are a female, and you have a tummy despite your parents not overfeeding you, then tummy is something different altogether now

Let's skip to if you are 30 >
tummy is something like a taboo, ever bulging like an erupting volcano and everyone starts looking at each other to see who has a bigger tummy

Once you are 40 >
this is an age where tummy or bulge or whatever you like to call it is an acceptable part of your anatomy, in fact if your don't have one, your life is deemed to bad financially.....akin to what others said, tak cukup makan.....

2 comments:

koonfei said...

just want to know who's tummy only, hehe

Dori Dori said...

definitely not mine............mine's not so nice like that, hahahahaha