Friday, July 30, 2010

Why the tears when there should only be gladness?

A colleague was servicing the company for the last day today.....

Lots of colleagues attended the event and many shed their tears as if they may not see this colleague in their life again.....ever.....


Perhaps it is true for most of them but the thing is....why all the crying?


In fact everyone should be happy and offer congratulations.....after all it's a new start and lease of life after this.....


The fact that the complications and complexities of work is now all behind this particular colleague should only spell happiness and gladness.....


Perhaps they are all crying because they were thinking....."Oh shit! I'll be next in line to take over all the shits!"

A picture says a thousand words.....

A picture says a thousand words may be very true but what happens when there are lots of pictures?

If you can count, this simply tells you that you can publish a dictionary or thesaurus or phrase book or just make a very complete facebook account.....

However although a thousand words may have been said, nothing beats being there when the picture was taken.....

Well, just a thought when you see a real life occurrence reenacting a picture.....deja-vu huh? Now, where did I see the shirt before.....was it in a photo? :P

Thursday, July 29, 2010

The ones that got left behind.....

Imagine this.....

12 people going for lunch and there are 3 cars available to split the 12.

4 were spouses, 5 were someone's spouse or other half, so who are the other 3?

those 3 are indeed 'the ones that got left behind'.....

Of these 3, 2 were supposedly a couple.....leaving behind 1....

This makes me wonder, should my title be 'the ONLY one that got left behind'?

However before I end this, you all may wonder what the hell am I talking about?

Well, I'm just trying to say, in the midst of trying to leave 2 people behind, 1 poor soul was left behind twice.....first by the 4 who were spouses, and then by the 5 who are someone's half.....


*this is one crazy post where only the 12 who were involved knew what I'm talking about!!!!!

Definition of TUMMY.....

This is one really age sensitive definition.....

WHAT TUMMY MEANS

If you are below the age of 3 >
stomach, something that you point at and your parents cheers like you just won Nobel prize

If you are above 3 and below 7 >
it still is your stomach, just that if you don't point it correctly, your parents are going to start looking very worried

If your are above 7 and below 12 >
your parents will look very worried if you start pointing at it whenever you see them


If your are above 12 and below 21 >
you should know what it is by now and is smart enough to keep what you know about tummy to yourself but if you are a female, and you have a tummy despite your parents not overfeeding you, then tummy is something different altogether now

Let's skip to if you are 30 >
tummy is something like a taboo, ever bulging like an erupting volcano and everyone starts looking at each other to see who has a bigger tummy

Once you are 40 >
this is an age where tummy or bulge or whatever you like to call it is an acceptable part of your anatomy, in fact if your don't have one, your life is deemed to bad financially.....akin to what others said, tak cukup makan.....

The story of I$

How this came about was something of a surprise to me...............it just popped up and sounded so right..............

Let's see...........

Basically I$ is a money loving person...........so..........you go figure...........

Hey, I'm Blogging.....

What can I say.....I finally take the plunge.....after going through something akin to 'chicken or egg' debate except that for me, it is 'to blog or not to'.

Ironically, I didn't make the decision until someone else did it for me.....

And the rest is history.....